World War Internet: Snowflakes vs Nazis

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Didn’t get any feedback recently, not surprising since this blog is still so new. Due to that, not much to say here, other than I hope to start writing posts that have a more specific topic now that I’ve [hopefully] explained what I’m trying to do. Like I said in my last post, if you have any ideas or suggestions please feel free to comment.

World War Internet: Snowflakes vs Nazis

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ATTENTION ALL SOCIAL MEDIA USERS: You’re in the middle of a war, and you need to pick a side! It’s Left vs Right, Liberals vs Conservatives, Democrats vs Republicans…. Snowflakes vs Nazis.

If you’ve used Facebook, Twitter, or just about any form of social media; you’ve almost certainly have heard these terms, and possibly have been called one or both. These are the current buzz words of “political discussion” on social media. I use that term loosely, as anyone who’s actually educated in politics knows what takes place on social media is far from political discussion. It’s arguing, insulting, trolling, and sometimes threatening, under the guise of talking about political and social issues. Instead of discussion, people berate complete strangers based on usually a single belief, to the point of abuse. Now don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying I don’t approve, I like talking trash as much as the next guy; but let’s call it what it is. This is verbal combat.

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IN THE RED CORNER! Weighing in at it doesn’t matter because everyone is beautiful, reigning champion of the Unassumed Gender division, hailing from Communist Russia…. Lefty “Libtard” Snowflake!!!!

AND IN THE BLUE CORNER! Wearing the American flag trunks and sporting AK-47 tattoos, being sponsored by Trump Towers, fighting out of the Greatest Country in the God Damn World…. Billy Bob “Praise Jesus” Nazi!!!!

Did I get that right? Sorry, I’m just going by what I’ve seen online. Don’t bother calling me out on it, I’ll just post a meme to prove my intellectual superiority. Everyone knows the funniest meme wins the argument. And if all else fails, just reply with “lol”…. That’ll teach ’em.

Not sure what side your on? Don’t worry, it’s simple. Just take a stance on a topic and wait, people will gladly yell the appropriate catchphrase, indicating what side you belong to. Worried about climate change? Within minutes you’ll be called a brainwashed Globalist, so you’re with the other sheep on the left. Don’t think Donald Trump is going to ruin America? Stand back as the comments come in enlightening you to the fact that you are indeed a fascist (surprise!). Make sure you get your complementary KKK hood as you go to the right. It’s that easy!

The war is still in it’s early stages, but it’s sure to get more intense. There are important battles left to be fought, who will take control of Mt. Free Speech? Only time will tell, but you have to pick a team, because you don’t want to get stuck in the middle, crushed by Snowflakes and Nazis. You know what that makes? Snow Nazis, and nobody wants that.

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